Where do you have to go to find a man
who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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What is the difference between
a boy and a girl?

The boy is eight times more likely
to be convicted of murder.

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My wife and I took out life insurance
policies on each other --
So now it's just a waiting game.

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