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Wife Computer ON Karte Hue: Jaanu Apna Password batana?
Husband:"Lulli" Wife Hans Hans k Kursi Se Gir Gayi Q K Computer said
"Your Password Is Too Short"
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Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata. Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bache internet se download kiye hain?;-
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Qaisar From
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Its easy 2 say if a man is married or not.
Jus watch him drive a car wid a woman beside him.
If both his hands r on d wheel
u can b sure hez married.
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Qaisar From
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Meaning of a Marriage:
(according 2 a Gal)
Sacrificing d admiration
of many men 4 d criticism
of 1 man..!
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Qaisar From
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1 GuD way 2 reduce Alcohol consumption:
B4 Marriage - Drink wenever ur SAD.
Aftr Marriage - Drink wenevr ur HAPPY.
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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1 GuD way 2 reduce Alcohol consumption:
B4 Marriage - Drink wenever ur SAD.
Aftr Marriage - Drink wenevr ur HAPPY.
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
Lahore (
03454797378 ) |
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks
but paying the bills does.
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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If its true tat gals r inclined 2 marry
men lyk thr fathers,
its understandable why so many mothers
cry so much at weddings..!
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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Q: Y is psychoanalysis a lot easier
4 men than 4 women?
A: Because wen its time to go back to
his childhood, he's already there!
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Qaisar From
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Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
A: Gifted
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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