Arz Kiya hai yu na kisi k dil se khelo yu na kisi k dil se khelo Jab sms nahi karna hai to Cell bech kar Redio lelo.
A for Apple, B for Bada Apple, C for Chhota Apple, D for Do Apple, E for Ek aur Apple, F for Faltu Apple, G for Ga#d me bhar le saare Apple
Srdar: Dr. mujhe raat ko spne me Bandar FOOTBALL khelte dikhai dete h. Dr.:-Ye dawa Aaj se kha lena Sardar:Kal se kha lu Dr.-Kyu Sardar:-Aaj unka final hai...........§§
Teacher-mintu poem sunao. Mintu.-nahi ati chintu tum sunao kabutar baitha ped par usane diya mut pintu ki maa ka bhosra master ki maa ki chut
Zindagi ki keemat ka andaza maut ke baad hi hota hai... For example . . . . . Zinda chicken Rs 160/- . . . Chiken tandoori Rs 480/-