When are you really full of confidence?
If u fart having diarrhoea.

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Will we play the hulk 2gether??...I ll b tall nd strong nd u green and ugly

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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

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I do not swear, I do not smoke & I dont drink! Oh damned My cigarete has fallen in my glasss of beer ..

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A Frnds Luv says:
If yu evr need any thing,
Ill be there."

Tru Love says:
You will nevr need anything;
I will be there."

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If you hav ur pictures where u look old, keep them. In twenty years u can prove that u have not changed a bit

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Females aer just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of da stork.

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You know wen u were really to fatty? Wen u were on da beach & Greenpeace carried u back 2 da sea.

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Why do males fart more often than women ? Bcoz women dont keep their mouth shut long enough 2 build up the pressure..

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yoU are so beautiful, gorgeous and faithful... It is a pity that I dont like animals!!!

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