Dosti ko dil se churaya aap ne dur rahte huye bhi apna bnaya aap ne kabhi bhul nahi payenge hum aapko kyonki yaad karna bhi to sikhya aapne..

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Why did the makers of the MMS clip use Mallika’s lookalike to create the said clip?
Because Mallika’s expertise does not lie in acting in a short porn clip but creating porn out of movies.

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How would you express your good wishes to Mallika Sherawat?
Bust of Luck!

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Which are the two countries Mallika Sherawat would like to go on a vacation?
‘Bra’zil and ‘Thai’land

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If Vivek Oberoi marries Aishwarya and becomes Joru Ka Ghulam what will he be called?
Vivek-Obey-Rai

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What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and Pepsi?
Bun Tea and Bubbly

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What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size?
Adnan Semi.

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What is the appropriate title for a movie, which stars A.K Hangal and Chunky Pandey?
Hangal Pandey

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What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Beta Uth Jaa Warna Salman Aa Jaayega (Get up else Salman will come)

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Why do the exhibitors and distributors prefer to call Mangal Pandey as The Rising?
Because of The’ir’ Rising temperatures

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