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munna bhai:yeh AUTOMATICALY kya hai?
circuit: bole 2 auto me ladki ja rahi hai jis k sar pe 1 bi baal nahi hai bale to simple hai bhai
AUTO-ME-TAKKLY
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rama From
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Father.What about ur result?
Son. Wo headmster saab ka beta fail hy
Father. What about u.
Son. Wo dr.sab ka beta b fail hy.
Father. N whats ur result.?
Son. Wo khan sab ka beta b fail hy
Father. U idiot, i m asking about urs....
Son. so i don,t think you are super man so your son will be pass
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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Father.What about ur result?
Son. Wo headmster saab ka beta fail hy
Father. What about u.
Son. Wo dr.sab ka beta b fail hy.
Father. N whats ur result.?
Son. Wo khan sab ka beta b fail hy
Father. U idiot, i m asking about urs....
Son. To ap konsy Allama iqbal han jo apka beta pas hoa hoga
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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The Wise Men
never marry,
and when they
marry
they become
Otherwise.
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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A notice in a factory 4 gal workers.
'If ur skirt is long,
protect urself 4m machines @ work..
If its short,
protect urself 4m men @ work..'
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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Wat is d diff between
Problem & Talent?
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2 boys love 1 girl = Problem!
1 boy loves 2 girls = Talent!
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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The Bonds of Matrimony r like
any other bonds --
They Mature slowly.
- Peter De Vries
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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B careful wen a guy tells u
tat he loves u frm d bottom of
his heart,
4 dis may mean tat thr is stil
enuf space 4 anothr gal on top!
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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Flirting is d only job in d
wrld tat a man cant include in
his bio-data despite havin yrs
of experience & no. of references.
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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