Ek chor pathan k gar ghusa
Pathan ne us ko pakar kar sari rat choda
Suba chor ko chorte hue poocha. PIR KAB AAO GAY?
Chor:KHAN SAhib CHOR HOON,GANDU NAHIN'

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Sardar to wife:
Aaj faisla ho k rahe ga batao kis kis k sath soti ho?

Wife: Qasam le lo ji sirf aap k sath hi soti hon baaqi sonay kahan Detey hain.;-

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Sex K Baad Masum Wife:
Jo Apne Mere Andar Dala, Wo Kya Tha?
Husband: Wo Mera Muna Tha!

Wife: Usy Bahr hi Behla Lia Kro Andr Garmi se Usne Ulti kr di hy.

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Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend

Pathan said: Can i kiss u?

Girl said: NO my lipstick will remove

Pathan: Can i touch ur nipple?

Girl: No,my shirt will become wet

Pathan: Can i fuck u?

Girl: No,There r my menses period

Pathan: Laley di Jaan !

Ab Yeh mat kehna k motion B lage hue hen;-)

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Sardarni Ney Chiragh Ragra,




Us Main Say Jin Nikla,


Jin: Kya Hukum Hai Merey Aaqa?

Sardarni: Meri Piyaas Bujha Dou,

Jin: 7UP Sey Ya
Imran Hashmi Sey?

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1 Dost: Mujh se wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss me lon ga,

2 Dost: Per meri bhi 1 shart hai,

1 Dost: Bol?

2 Dost: Main shadi teri behan se karon ga;-)

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Sardar in exam hal:-a girl was siting back of sardar

girl:- main tawadi nakal mara

Sardar:- mar lo fair mein towadi asal maran ga.

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