school ki ghanti,ghareeb ka darwaza aur larki ki phudi jab bhi bajao gay........................................BACHAY HI NIKLEN GAY

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Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

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Teacher: Machar k katney sy Malaria he kiyon hota hy aids kyon nahi?



Student: Kiyon k machar sirf dung marta hy bund nhi.

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BETA G.



Moun KhoLo



ThorA Or





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ThorA sA Or





Bus!

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YEH LO DEW....

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Ye Sookha Andar Jata Hai,
Aur Gila Bahar Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Ho Jata Hai,
Jab Ye Andar Rahta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thoda Sa Hilane Ke Baad Jab Isko Bahar Nikalo,
To Apna Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejaan Sa Dheela Sa Bahar Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye Yaaro,
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Isko Lipton Tea Bag Kehtey Hai.

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Ustad:~Pappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee hain aur tum woh Aamir, Akram, Aslam, Saleem ko day do to tumhary pass kya bachay ga?



Pappu:~LUN.

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Aik bachi roz sonay say pehlay apni barri behan k kamray k bahir say jhankti hai...
aik baar woh samnay say guzarti hai to uski behan nangi apni phuddi per haath rakh k keh rahi hoti hai "Aah mujhay mard chahiye... mujhay mard chahiye."
Bachi ignore kar deti hai...
Issi tarah dosray din hota hai... or phir teesray din... or phir chotthay din bachi dekhti hai k uski behan k kamray mian waqai aik mard haiBachi bohat khush hoti hai... woh samajhti hai k shayad yeh mangnay ka tareeqa hai... woh bhaag k apni behan k kamray man jaati hai or kapray utar k apni phuddi pay haath mal k kehti hai "Aah mujhay cycle chahiye, mujhay cycle chahiye...

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teacher
bachon kia bata saktay ho k billi k itnay saray bachay kyn hotay hain
ek student khara hota hai or kehta hai miss aap bhi bahir nangi ghumaien to aap k bhi itnay saray bachay hongay

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Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ?
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke

hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

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Bachay ki sunat k wakt "Naaee" ko Mashwaray diye jaany lagy. Chachi boli: Is ki Chachay jese Nokdar banana. Maami boli: Is ke Mamay jesa Gol Matol ho. Khala boli: Is ke Khalu ki tarah Tirchi Topi ho. "Naaee" Dhoti utta k bola: Jaisy Ap ke Marzi ho gie. waisay Fashion Aaj kal yeh wala chal raha hai

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