.1st Lady: What do You Think About Husbands?
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2nd Lady: They are Like OWLS.
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1st Lady: Why?
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2nd Lady: They can see the Good Things in a Wife only at night

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Sardar washed his underwear
& hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty
& put a note on it:
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Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove my underwear
when U remove UR panty

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Dad: Beti ki shadi ab jaldi kr deni chaiye, Mom: Han kitchen se roz bangan gaajar muli ghaib ho rhy hn Grand Father: pan nu lun 2 din ton meri soti v ghaib ay

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Pathan apni B.V se: Darling agar main mar gaya to Tum kya karo gi.?



BIVI: Jab BUND" hi merwani hai to Kisi se bhi marwa loon gi...!!;-)"

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Nurse,ankhon k opration k bad Apny Kapre utar k pochti h, kuch dikhai daita ha Marez: Nhi. Nurse zor sy thapar mar k khti ha kaminy phr teri phuno kyu khari hy?

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Chhatri repair ladki se bola upar se kapde utarne padegen niche se road dalni padegi Ladki: jo marji karo par ander pani nahi jana chahiye

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girl;LOVE Kaise hota hai! ? Boy; L Ko Hath me lo O ko dabao V me ghusao E ki awj a jae to samjho love ho gaya........:

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Bacha:"Ammi me ne school ki copy par tail lagaya hy, lekin phr b jaldi jaldi kam nhi ho raha" Ammi:"pagal yeh tum se kis ne kaha? Bcha:"ap khud hi to rat ko abu se keh rhin thi k, agar Ap thora sa tail laga len ge to kam jaldi ho jaey ga".

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