|
|
|
Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week
Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, Ill loose my business for 9 months.....
Man and a lady in lift-funny and adult sms
In lift, mans elbow accidently touch ladys breast.
man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.
|
Submitted By
rahul From
Jaipur (
8890705301 ) |
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
1 :- Aao baccho tumhe dikhaye ladki 16 saal ki. Chuchi uski moti- moti choot bade kmal ki. Ek haath me tel ki sisi ek haath me loda tha. Dekhne wale dekh rhe the kitna lmba choda tha. Jaliyan wala baag dekho jaha chudi thi soniya. Gandhi ji jab chod rhe the anrejo ne chladi goliya
|
Submitted By
rahul From
Jaipur (
8890705301 ) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
:- Ek Ladka Apne Papa di marrig video dekhde hoy
Papa Mainu B Apni Shadi Pe item girls Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha
Papa:Kute De Putra O Teri Bua hai.
|
Submitted By
rahul From
Jaipur (
88907050301 ) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Girl:ek sasti c breazer dena Salesman: ye 60 ki Girl: or sasti Ye 30 ki Or sasti Ye 20 ki Girl: or sasti Chotu! in ko 2 BOTTEL k DHAKKAN or SUTLI De Do
|
Submitted By
rahul From
Jaipur (
8890705301 ) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
1 Admi apni biwi k sath apna scoter dho raha hota hai. Us k totly bete se ksi ne pocha. abu kya kr rhe hei. Beta! Abu chuter dho rhe hei ami pani dal rai hei.
|
Submitted By
rahul From
Jaipur (
8890705301 ) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
santa ek bar apne sasural gya santa k salai ne santa se pucha jiju kabi aapne wo gali suni he jo aapne daikhi ho
santa ha teri bahan ki chud
|
Submitted By
sameer From
surat (
09662558458 ) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Husband :saadi ke bad jindgi kute jaisi ho gei patni: kute se kya baraberi keroge wo to 1 gunthe tek chut me fesa ke rakta ha.
|
Submitted By
Suresh From
Jaipur (
8094458424 ) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Husband :saadi ke bad jindgi kute jaisi ho gei patni: kute se kya baraberi keroge wo to 1 gunthe tek chut me fesa ke rakta ha.
|
Submitted By
Suresh From
Jaipur (
8094458424 ) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
jab se uski maari hai,khoon abhi tak jaari hai,tum chupchaap sms padho beta aaj raar tumhari baari hai
|
Submitted By
chetan From
ggn (
9211111577 ) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
एक सुबह बॉस अपने नियत समय से पहले ही ऑफिस पहुंच गए तो पाया कि मैनेजर उनकी सेक्रेटरी का चुम्बन ले रहा है। बॉस ने उसे डांटते हुए कहा - क्या मैं तुम्हें यह सब करने की तनख्वाह देता हूं ? मैनेजर ने जवाब दिया - नहीं सर, यह सब तो मैं फ्री ऑफ चार्ज करता हूं ...
|
Submitted By
vikram From
damoh (
9806315643 ) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
