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EK bar ek daku ek ladki ka rape kar raha tha rape karte hue usane ladki ko punchha ki tera boyfriend kaha hai toh ladki boli are madarchod tu man laga ke chod woh abhi sms padh raha hai
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Pota-Dada ji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai?
Dadaji-Chal bhag Mjhe Nahi Pata.
Pota-Me Janta Tha Buddhe?
Tujhe Pata Hota To Aaj Jaydad k 14 Tukde Na Hote
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SIR-BIRBAL Kon Tha?
BOY-Pta Nahi.
SIR-Pdhai Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chle
BOY-Raj,,Ajay , Kon H?
SIR-Pta Nhi
BOY-Beti Pe Dhyan Do to pta chle.:-D
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RAJVEER SINGH From
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Ek Baat Kuch Ladko Ne Dairy Farm Ke Maalik Ko Nanga Kar Ke Ek Poll (Khambe)Se Baand Diya Aur Sari Bhains (Bufaallow)Chura Ke Le Gaye Next Day Gaon Walo Ne Use Khambe Se Khola To Wo ...Lakdi Utha Ke Bachdo Ko Marne Laga Gaon (Village) Walo Ne Pucha In Be-Zubaan Ko Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Isme Inki Kya Galti Dairy Farm Ka Maalik Bola---- Bosdike 4 Mahine Ke Ho Gaye Abhi Tak Inhe Than Aur Lund Ka Gyan Nhi Hai Sari Raat Mujhe Pareshaan Kar Dia--------Badshah
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BOLNE SE PEHLE HAMESHA SOCHO" Husband Shop Pr Gaya Usne Berazer Ki Sale Dekhi. Us Ne Ek Darjan Ek He Colour K Kharide Or Ghar Aa Kr B.V Ko Dy Diye. B.V Ghussy Se; Tumne Mere Liye Same Colour Q Kharida? Log Samjhen Gay K Main Apna Berazer Change Nahi Karti.! Husband.. "KON LOG" Silence...?
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karan From
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Boy:what Is That U Keep In Ur Mouth Which Is 6? Long And Move It In And Out And Wait For A White Substance To Come Out? Girl: Y Do U Ask Such Question To Me. I Cant Tell Such Words Boy:dont Worry Its Tooth Brush�
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karan From
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Jaan Chotey Soraakh Mein Nahi� Larki: Jaan Chotey Soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna Hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha. Larki: Sorakh Par Ungli Phero Mehsoos Hojae Ga? Larka: Wah! Ungli Sey Tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya. Larki: Jan Ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal Do. Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya. UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein �HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA�
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1 Molvi Khutba Dety Huy: Aaj Kal Ki Ortain Itni Barik Kamezain Pehanti Hain, Itni Barik Shalwarain Pehanti Hain K Unka Jism Saf Nazar Ata Hy Unki Tangen Nazr Ati Ha, Unki Kamr Nazr Aati Hy Un K Jism Key Her Jagah Saf Waaze Hote Hen Peche Se Awaz Ai Molvi Sahab Jumma Parhao, Mahol Garam Na Karo..!
karan
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karan From
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1 Madari Ne Daawa Kia K Woh Hr Chiz Ko Hawa Me Kharra Kr Skta Hai. 1 Admi Ne Malta Dia, Madari Ne Jadu Se Maltay Ko Hawa Me Kharra Kr Dia. Logo Ne Taliyan Mari Or Malta Gir Gia. Phr 1 Bnde Ne Kela Dia Us Ko B Madari Ne Kharra Kar Diya. Logo Ne Taliyan Mari Or Kela Gir Gia. 1 Baba Aya Or Bola Puttar 15 Sal Tu Mera Lun Nahi Khalota. Enu Khalar K Vakha. Madari Ne Jadu Parha Or Wo Khara Ho Gia. Baba Bola, MAIN ODHI PAIN NU LUN DE DAINA Ay JINE TAALI MARI.
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Submitted By
karan From
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Condom Says To Whisper : Buddy Every Months U Stop My Business For One Week Whisper Says : Ahh If U Make A Mistake One Time, Ill Loose My Business For 9 Months..... Man And A Lady In Lift-Funny And Adult Sms In Lift, Mans Elbow Accidently Touch Ladys Breast. Man: If Ur Heart Soft As Ur Breast Ull Forgive Me. Lady: If Ur Cock S Hard As Ur Elbow Im In Room 207.
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