Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhari asal maray ga.

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Wasim From Milan ( 3278398155 )

Pathan shadi k dusray din BV se ler pra... Pathan's dad:kia hua? Pathan: isne mri chay me Tawez milaya hy... Bevi rotay hue: Salay wo "Tawez" ni "Tea Bag" tha.

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

Pathn chor pakr k apne bcho se: Iski gand maro 3 ne try kia par Andr na gya Pthn: Chaku lao Or iski gand phar do Chor dar k: bhai 1 bar thook laga k try karlo.

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

Doctor: Tumhari Sehat Bohat Kharab Hai, Cigrrete-Noshi Chor Do. . . . Pathan: Ye Nahi Ho Sakta Kyon k Cigarrete to Chor Donga. Magar Noshi Meri Biwi Hai.

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Faizan From karachi ( 0321-2617637 )

Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

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Punjabi School mai hans raha tha:
Pathan bola: Chup kar jao.
Punjbi: Q? Aur tum kon ho?
Pathan: Main Monitor hon.
Punjbi: Main CPU hon. :-)

Submited in : Pathan SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

Pathan Amrood bech raha tha:
Aik admi aya bola khan sahab amrud mei se keera nikla to?
Khan Sahab: Bhai ye to tera kismat hai.
Kal ek admi ka Moter Cycle nikla tha.

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Punjabi going wid his sister,
Pathan shouts "Oye,
Mashoka le ker kahan nikle
"Punjabi gets furious & slap him & says

" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

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Phatan:
Aaj main bohat preshan hu
Ur
muje Dar lg rha hy
.
2nd pathan: Kyu?
.
Phatan: Aj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass
.
2nd pathan:
Kon sa test?
.
Phatan: Blood Test

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EK admini ne 20/20 match dekhne ka acha intazam kya tha
Cola,BBQ,LCD,Speakers,Chips..match ka maza aagya

Phatan:
Lo G khak maza aya
"NASWAR" to tha he nhi

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