Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye Pathan: woh to theek hey per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye ga?

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Pathan: Bhai Sahab Ek Litter Gurr Do, ShopKeeper: Gurr Ka Killo Hota Hy, Litter Nhi, Pathan: Acha Bhai Ek Killo Gurr De Do Bottle Mei. .* RockINGsS, ,

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Doodh pelai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha: me to 1100 lungi 2nd sali boli me to 1200 lungi pechy sy ek pathan bola: 1650 lelo Baji us me FM b hy..

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*. .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha. Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai. Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .*

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*. . . .Kiyun hota hy ye aitibar ki dehleezon py aksar? Jo bohut apne hon Woh apne nahi Rehtay. . . .* *:":*:":* R o c K s *:":*:":*

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Pathan suhag raat may biwi sey bola: Reshma hum tumko TALAAQ dega,kyun k tumhare mummay nahi hain. Biwi: aah aah Khan saab meharbani kar k Humko seedha to karo... :-D

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Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha. Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho? Rail guzri to mr jao ge. Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua, Rail kya cheez hy..?

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Pathan K ghar raat 2 baje phone aya "Aap So to nahirahy thy" Pathan ghussey me bola: Khabees ka bachcha.. Zarori nahi K har pathan chowkidaar ho"

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HUM PATHAN HAIN AUR PATHAN PAKISTAN KI CHATAN HAIN

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Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha LRKI Shrma k, Kya Dekh rhe ho khan: Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.

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