Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

Submited in : April Fool SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

Submited in : April Fool SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Submited in : April Fool SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Submited in : April Fool SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

Ov o

l e Y U

ov o

l e Y u

L V e ou

HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

Submited in : April Fool SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Submited in : April Fool SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

Submited in : April Fool SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRL

Submited in : April Fool SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.



Its on 1st of April. Surprised?



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Submited in : April Fool SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study..

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