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Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
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Qaisar From
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breakfast= can't eat bcoz i think of u. -
lunch= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
dinner= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
bedtime * can't sleep bcoz..... - i am so hungry!:........
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Qaisar From
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newtons law of romance:- love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
it can only be changed from one girl friend to another...
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Qaisar From
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Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
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Qaisar From
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Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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Qaisar From
Lahore (
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A rose exclusively for a nice person like u 4m an ever nice person like me.
Keep the rose until it’s dry, keep my friendship until I die.
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Qaisar From
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mere hatho ko lakeero me samane wale, kaise chhinege tujhe mujhse zamane wale, dhadhkane aur bhi badh jayengi tere dil ki mere tasveer ko seene se lagane wale.
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ANAND SINGH From
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SIX or SEX Mai kya Farq hai?
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Very simple
Utha k maaro tou SIX
Or
Litaa k maaro tou SEX
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Haath ooper ho tou SIX
Or
Taangay ooper ho tou SEX";-).
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skjaman From
guwahati (
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Girl:"Batao Larkian Brassier Kyun Pehenti Hain?" Boy:"Ta K Breasts Na Hilain" Girl:Bewaqof is Leye Q K Khula Doodh Sehat K Lye sahi nai hota hai.
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Cool Guy From
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