Father.What about ur result?
Son. Wo headmster saab ka beta fail hy
Father. What about u.
Son. Wo dr.sab ka beta b fail hy.
Father. N whats ur result.?
Son. Wo khan sab ka beta b fail hy
Father. U idiot, i m asking about urs....
Son. To ap konsy Allama iqbal han jo apka beta pas hoa hoga

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Duniya Mein Jitny ßhi Naik Mard Hain Wo Aurat ki Waja §y Hain..



Kuch ßiwi k Darr §y..


kuch Hooron k Chakkar Mein...!;-)

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Medical Science Says:

"Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation"


But the Truth is..


"Tighter The Woman's Clothing,
Faster The Circulation Of MAN's Bl0od"

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