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kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! Indian bhaiyon ?
Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha.
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Qaisar From
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sali:jija ji 500 rs/- de do agle hafte louta dungi..
jija ji:1500 le le per abhi de...
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mayank goyal From
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Son: Papa condom kia hota hai
Papa: chal bhaag mujhe nai pata
Son: tabhi toh hum 11 bhean bhai
hai.....
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Rahul chhikara From
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Father.What about ur result? Son. Wo headmster saab ka beta fail hy Father. What about u. Son. Wo dr.sab ka beta b fail hy. Father. N whats ur result.? Son. Wo khan sab ka beta b fail hy Father. U idiot, i m asking about urs.... Son. To ap konsy Allama iqbal han jo apka beta pas hoa hoga
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Qaisar From
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On a DATE: A BOY to his GIRL FRIEND : Tumhari KHUBSURTI ka Kya RAAZ hay...?
GIRL : LUX...!
BOY : Ittefaq hay, Meri KAMZOri ka bhi yehi raaz hai :-)
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Qaisar From
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Best Quote Kisi ki shakal dekh kar uska mazaq na urao..
Ho sakta hai us Papeety k moo wale ne tm se zada bachiyan phsayi hui hon.
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Rizwan jani From
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* Lakeeren *
Usne Mere Hath ki Lakeeren Dekhin
Aur
Phir Hans k Kaha.
Tujhe Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Milega.
Siwaye....
BIJLI Kay. :-)
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Qaisar From
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Ek Aadmi ne Zoo Mai 3 Zabaane bolne wala Tota (Parrot) dekha:
Jo English, Urdu Aur Sindhi bolta tha.
Usne 3 zabane check karne k liye us se puhcha:
Who r u?
Tota: I'm Parrot
Admi: Aap kon ho?
Tota: Mai Tota hun.
Admi: Tu kair ayen?
Tota: Tunjhi Maa jo yaar...
Hikri dafa chayona Tota ayan, Samajh mai natho ache?
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Qaisar From
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Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
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Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
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Qaisar From
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Dhuz
Dhuz
Dhuz
Dhuz
Happy Independence Day
To All My Shetan Friends ... =P ;)
Dhan Tana .. ;)
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