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Pota : Dada g yeh Condom kya hota hai
Dada g : Chal bhaag nalayak kahi ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota : Main janata tha buddhe. Tujhe pata hota toh aaj jayadaad k 14 tukde nahi hote.
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Harish From
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Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
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common dialogue after exams & wedding night:
kaisa hua?
acha hua, per thora lamba tha,
thora choot gya,
zara jaldi ho gya,
aata tha per theek say nahi hua
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Ham kabhi padh na sake kyonki.?
PADHAAI sirf do wajah se hoti hai-
1.shokh se.
2.dar se.
Faltu shokh ham rakhte nahi or darte to ham kisi ke baap se bhi nahi.
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All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain, Merri neend uratay kiyun hain, Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain, Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
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Qaisar From
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WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
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Qaisar From
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Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best
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Qaisar From
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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :
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Qaisar From
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