Pota : Dada g yeh Condom kya hota hai Dada g : Chal bhaag nalayak kahi ka mujhe nahi pata. Pota : Main janata tha buddhe. Tujhe pata hota toh aaj jayadaad k 14 tukde nahi hote.

Submited in : Exams SMS Submitted By Harish From Pali ( 9024247068 )

Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

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common dialogue after exams & wedding night: kaisa hua? acha hua, per thora lamba tha, thora choot gya, zara jaldi ho gya, aata tha per theek say nahi hua

Submited in : Exams SMS Submitted By alizay rohan From ( )

Ham kabhi padh na sake kyonki.? PADHAAI sirf do wajah se hoti hai- 1.shokh se. 2.dar se. Faltu shokh ham rakhte nahi or darte to ham kisi ke baap se bhi nahi.

Submited in : Exams SMS Submitted By Bhavesh meena From Alwar ( 09887537732 )

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

Submited in : Exams SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

Submited in : Exams SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

Submited in : Exams SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Submited in : Exams SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :

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