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Girl goes 2 repair Umbrella man says Oopr ka kpra utarna hoga neechay dnda dalna hoga girl says kuch bi karo Laikin paani undar nahi jana chaeye
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naeem From
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Girl goes 2 repair
Umbrella man says
Oopr ka kpra utarna hoga
neechay dnda dalna hoga girl says
kuch bi karo
Laikin paani undar nahi jana
chaeye
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Rahul From
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Girl : Mujhe badi thand lag rahi hai, mere dono heater ko chhu lo
Boy: Abhi bhi thand lag rahi hai kya?
Girl: abbey ghochu niche plug tau lagaa
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rahul From
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Lady Grammer Teacher
Pappu Mera Doodh nahi peeta hai,
is sentence mai Pappu Kya hai?
Pappu chuxxxx hai, aap hame ek mauka de HUM nichod denge
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rahul From
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OLD HABITS DIE HARD
A regular brothel visitor got married one day and after his first nitght he went straight to his best friend and started crying.
'What's the matter?' asked his friend.
'You know, yaar, as per my habit, I woke her up in the morning and gave her a hundred-rupee note,' he said.
His friend exclaimed, 'So what! Try to explain it to her and ask her to forget your past and lead a happy married life.'
'That's not the problem,' he said angrily, 'my wife gave me a fifty-rupee note back.'
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rahul From
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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Ek admi pehli baar Delhi jata hai use urine ki shanka ho gai to usne Lal Quile ki diwar ke paas hi urine karne khada ho gaya itne me ek foreigner uske paas aakar bola ki yaha police nahi pakadti kya to us aadmi ne kaha ki nahi yah to khud ko hi pakadna parta hai.
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Submitted By
P D From
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In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It?s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
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Qaisar From
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Meri taref se apko 1 ?PuPPI? Aapki saheli ko 1 ?PAPPI? Saheli ki saheli ko 1 ?PuPPI? Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere ?DOggy? ne 10 ?PuPPI? ko janam de hai!
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Qaisar From
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When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don?t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You?re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He?s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He?s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It?s because he?s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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