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Girlfrnd:
chand kitny hoty hain?
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Boyfriend: 2
1 Tum
or 1 wo upar
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After Meriage
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Wife:
Chand kitny hoty hain?
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Husband:
Andhi ho,
Nazr nhi aata
1 hi hota hy. !
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Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms.
Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she shall want me all the time.Better give me the 12s pack.
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At dinner,b4 eating with her parents,he begins to pray and continues with his head down 4 several minutes.
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Girl:u nevr told me that u'r such a religious person.
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Boy:&u nevr told me that ur father's a pharmacist!
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Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
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Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.
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Aur
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Arrange Marriage Main
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Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.
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Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hain Ye Pareshan.
MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain MERI JAAN.
Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.
12 Boyfriends Bana Kar Akarti Hain Pehlwaan.
Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hain Hairaan.
Kehti Hain, Lakon Ko Ullu Banana Hai Bohat Aasan.
Hosh Kar Aye Mere Yaar, Aankhen Khol Aur Pehchaan.
Mat Aa Inke Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shaitaan.
Ab Kisi Ki Call Aye To Usay Kehna JI BHABHI JAAN.
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Qaisar From
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Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT
1. I miss u.
2. Main jhoot nhi bolti.
3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hon.
4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi.
5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta.(Dis line iz 100% true)
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti.
7.Main dosri larkion jaisi nhi.
8.Mujhe kuch nhi pata.
9.Sub larkay ek jaise hotay hain.
10.Tum meri zindgi k pehlay or akhri larkay ho.main nhi reh paongi tumahre bina.
Send to all boys
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Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
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mahesh From
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Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul,
I don't even have a big car like Rahul,
but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too,
but tell me mre about Rahul..!
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Boy: I dont think v can be a couple!
Girl: Why, did you meet my Father?
Boy: No, I met ur sister..!
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Boy:Wts ur nme Girl:kio btaon? me tmhei nhn janti Boy:Na btao charho mre 8 inch k, L pe Girl:MEHWISH B.Com 2nd year wo samny wali gli me tsrey mkan mei rhti hon
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Girl:"Batao Larkian Brassier Kyun Pehenti Hain?" Boy:"Ta K Breasts Na Hilain" Girl:Bewaqof is Leye Q K Khula Doodh Sehat K Lye sahi nai hota hai.
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