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Teacher..
Socho mat kuch kar k dikhao
student..
Abu ko bulaoon
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Submitted By
Nusri Gashti From
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Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he? Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .
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Submitted By
pankaj From
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boys:it have 1 gf that name was.....girls:realy ho ra boys:yaup ....... girls:who is that????????????? boys: that is u.......what is the title of the story ......??????????
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Submitted By
krish yadav From
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Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyaan larke ko dekh kar:abay kya mast piece hai yaar maa baap ne pehle kahan chupa rakha tha yaar mujhe is bache ka no chahiyye.larka sharmaate hwe:aap k ghar baap bhai nahi hai kya.
Q hana hmmmmm.
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
Lahore (
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Boy I Kiss You
Boy: I kiss u without touching U
Girl: U cant
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Boy:Laggi shart 20,20 ki?
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Girl han
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Boy kissed her
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Girl: U touched me
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Boy: khapp na paa ay lay 20 rupay.
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
Lahore (
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Boy1: Yaar larki ko
I Love u kehny ki
sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
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Boy2: Daata drbaar
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Boy1: kyun?
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Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti...
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
Lahore (
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BADLA"
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1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
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"Tum se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
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Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do"
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Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
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'Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo,
Muje Tmhari Shakal yad nhi:
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
Lahore (
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=>Larka :
Dil Ruba
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Larki : Balance bhejwa
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Larka : Paise Nahi
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Larki : Kaise Nahi
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Larka : Mehangai Hai
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Larki :
Phir aaj se Tu mera Bhai Hai.
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
Lahore (
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Girlfrnd:
chand kitny hoty hain?
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Boyfriend: 2
1 Tum
or 1 wo upar
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After Meriage
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Wife:
Chand kitny hoty hain?
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Husband:
Andhi ho,
Nazr nhi aata
1 hi hota hy. !
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
Lahore (
03454797378 ) |
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Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms.
Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she shall want me all the time.Better give me the 12s pack.
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At dinner,b4 eating with her parents,he begins to pray and continues with his head down 4 several minutes.
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Girl:u nevr told me that u'r such a religious person.
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Boy:&u nevr told me that ur father's a pharmacist!
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Submitted By
Qaisar From
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