Doctor-Bataiye apke husband ko kya problem hai? Wife-Dr.ye bahut kmzor hai. Dr.-Inko dudh pilaye. Wife-Mai bolti hu lekin ye pite nhi sirf masalte hai.

Submited in : Abbreviation SMS Submitted By RAJVEER SINGH From siker ( 9 )

Sitara meri qismat ka uss se mila hi nahi Wo kese hota mera aisa kabhi howa hi nahi Mene apni her khushi doosron mein baant di Kisi ne mujhe kiya diya ye kabhi socha hi nahi Baaton baaton mein MOHABAT iss qadar ho gayi uss se Usay ab bhool Jaoon kese itna hosla hi nahi Her kisi ne mujhe matlab tak dost banaye rakha Koi sacha dost ban ker sath chala hi nahi Her koi meri chaahat ko mazaaq samajhta raha DIL mein hai dard kitna koi samjha hi nahi

Submited in : Abbreviation SMS Submitted By farooq saeed From lahore ( 92 300 4129310 )

BOY : Tumhari Kamez phatti huyi hai ! GIRL Yeh Fashion hai. Stupid.. BOY Acha Ji ! Khud Phaaro toh fashion.. .Hum phaarein toh Parchaa...???

Submited in : Abbreviation SMS Submitted By ROCKS From MULTAN ( 03462602773 )

Pathan ki taxi me nangi larki akar beth gai Pathan usy ghorny laga Larki: kabi nangi larki nhi dekhi? Pathan: hum soch raha hy tm ne kiraya kidhr rakha hoga,

Submited in : Abbreviation SMS Submitted By rocks From multan ( 03462602773 )

Bacha:"Ammi me ne school ki copy par tail lagaya hy, lekin phr b jaldi jaldi kam nhi ho raha" Ammi:"pagal yeh tum se kis ne kaha? Bcha:"ap khud hi to rat ko abu se keh rhin thi k, agar Ap thora sa tail laga len ge to kam jaldi ho jaey ga".

Submited in : Abbreviation SMS Submitted By MUKESH From amritsar ( 9872716230 )

Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha

Submited in : Abbreviation SMS Submitted By mukseh From moga ( 9465005433 )

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

Submited in : Abbreviation SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

When U miss me just say: C.L.I.C.K
C=Can't live without u.
L=Love U.
I=I miss U.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss from my Heart to u
So, When U miss me just say:- (CLICK)

Submited in : Abbreviation SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..
Have A wonderful day

Submited in : Abbreviation SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )

It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;-

Submited in : Abbreviation SMS Submitted By Qaisar From Lahore ( 03454797378 )