ek larki galti se apna bra khidki se bahir phendeti hai ... to road se ek doodh wala guzar ta hai .. phir wo bra usk pas aker girta hai .. wo larki se kehta hai .. o madam aap k doodh k dkahan girr gaey... .....
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pehle galon per kiss kia
phir kapre utare
aaram say litaya
mohabat say tangon ko uthaya
phir
phir
pamper utar ker check kiya to baby nay shu shu kiya hua tha
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personality of a female follows the size of her BRA
32 = innocent
34 = calm
36 = agressive
38 = playful
40 = sexy
&
42 = ANJUMAN
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ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai.
pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain.
heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.
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boy:i can kiss u even without touching u ...!!
girl: u can`t...
boy: lagi 20 20 ki shart
girl : ok
(boy kiss tightly)
girl: jey u touched me ....!!
biy: ya lo 20 rupay ...
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Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy,all women stood up,i mean any one seen a pussy, all men stood up.I meant any one seen my pussy, all doctors stood up
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For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
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ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh"
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