sexy sms,sexy urdu sms,sexy sms jokes,hindi sexy sms,sexy sms messages,sexy sms in urdu,funny sexy sms,sexy sms in hindi,sexy mobile sms,adult sexy sms,hot sexy sms,sexy text sms,sexy love sms,sexy picture sms,funny and sexy sms,dirty sexy sms,sexy sms collection,sexy sms message,short sexy sms,naughty sexy sms,hot and sexy sms,
|
SMS CATEGORY
|
Doc 1- Shit i had sex with my patient,im feelin guilty.
Doc 2 - It happens in our profession,take it easy.
Doc 1 - Ya..Ya..but u see.. im a VETERNARY DOCTOR
|
What comes after 69
.
.
.
'MOUTHWASH" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
|
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai
|
Bahu saas ki paon daba rahi thi.GHAGHRA
upar hogaya.Bahu boli: PRANAAM,
SAAS: Kisko?
BAHU: SASURJI KI RANBHUMI AUR MERE PATI KI JANAM BHUMI KO
|
son saw a parents having sex"dad whats up? DAD:tere maa may petrol bhar raha hoon.
son :mom ki average check karien,raat ko uncle bhi tank full ker kay gain hain"
|
Na hum aids say dartay hain,
na hi condum say keraty hain,
hum to duniya say dartay hain,
is lia haath say keraty hain,
HAPPY MUTH DAY
|
MUTH marne ke 11 Faayde
1:- Self Reliance
2:- Time Convience
3:- Prevention of Crime
4:- Mental Choice of Lady
5:- No Risks of AIDS
6:- No Special place Requirement
7:- No Wastage of Cash
8:- Easy to Perform
9:- No fear of early ejaculation
10:- Guranteed Satisfaction
11:- No Risk of Being Caught
So moral is
Badnammi de Phuddi naalon izzat de Muth
Changi hai
|
