Sexy sms,Naughty sexy sms,Hindi sexy sms

Na hum aids say dartay hain,

na hi condum say keraty hain,

hum to duniya say dartay hain,

is lia haath say keraty hain,

HAPPY MUTH DAY

What comes after 69

'MOUTHWASH" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

son saw a parents having sex"dad whats up? DAD:tere maa may petrol bhar raha hoon.

son :mom ki average check karien,raat ko uncle bhi tank full ker kay gain hain"

Bahu saas ki paon daba rahi thi.GHAGHRA

upar hogaya.Bahu boli: PRANAAM,

SAAS: Kisko?

BAHU: SASURJI KI RANBHUMI AUR MERE PATI KI JANAM BHUMI KO

MUTH marne ke 11 Faayde

1:- Self Reliance

2:- Time Convience

3:- Prevention of Crime

4:- Mental Choice of Lady

5:- No Risks of AIDS

6:- No Special place Requirement

7:- No Wastage of Cash

8:- Easy to Perform

9:- No fear of early ejaculation

10:- Guranteed Satisfaction

11:- No Risk of Being Caught

So moral is

Badnammi de Phuddi naalon izzat de Muth

Changi hai

Doc 1- Shit i had sex with my patient,im feelin guilty.

Doc 2 - It happens in our profession,take it easy.

Doc 1 - Ya..Ya..but u see.. im a VETERNARY DOCTOR

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,

Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,

Hausla rakh, channel na badal,

SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

Sardar Went 2 Doctor With His Wife:

Doctor: Sardar G, Main Ne Ye Medicine Likh Di Hai.

Ye Aap Ne Doodh K Saath Khani Hai. Sardar:Sajjay Naal K

Khabbe Naal?

Boy: Kia may ap ka software dekh sakta hoo?

Girl: Ok lekin Pehlay mujhay apna hardware to dikao!

Boy: (Dikhatey huway) Girl: oh ap ka processor to Intel P4 hay!

Boy: thanks… Ab may isay install kar loo?

Girl: Haa magar meri software zara nazuk hay. Apnay hardware ko anti virus cover laga kar aaram say install karo. Lekin time kitna lageyga?

Boy: installation to 5 minute may hojayegi lekin folder 9 mahiney baad khuley ga.