Sexy sms
Eik Sardar dosray sardar say:
"yaar tu nay apni bewi ko talaq Q dee?".
Dosra Sardar: "Shadi meray naal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi c"
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Sexy sms
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Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Sardar Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya.
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Sexy sms
CUSTOMER: My Wife Needs A BRAZER But i Dont Know The Size
SALES GIRL: its Ok Touch My Breast & Try To Calculate
CUSTOMER: Oh! i Forgot She Needs Underwear Too
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Sexy sms
Beti:Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya
Maa:kese beti
Beti:Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meri brezr me dhundta rha
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Sexy sms
A Poem on TATTI.
Tatti meri pyari Tatti,
flush wich sidee javay Tatti
peeli Tatti kali Tatti
hai o meri pyari Tatti
kudrat da dastoor nirala
saryaan noon hi away Tatti
khulke jey away Tatti, sachi bara stavay Tatti
Lagatar jey away Tatti, sab dey hosh uraway Tatti
andar pata nai factory keri
jeri banaway rozz Tatti
rab keray sevaray Tainou bhangra pandi away Tatti
ay sms sab nu farward kr, nai te teri bund ho jaway TATTI
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