Sexy
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Boy or girl train main uper wali seat per thay
Boy: Jaan Jab Mera Tumahri Lenay Ka Mood ho ga tu main kaho ga kay muje jalebi khani hay
Girl: Aur Main Kaho gi ka muje rasgulla khana hay
Nichli Seat Se Aik Aadmi bola :Tusi Rasgulla Khao ya Jalebi agar mere te shera dullya tay main tere voti nu yeh deya ga
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Pati Patni Raat Ko So Rahe Thhe, Patni Kuch Jyada Hi Tharki Thhi
Patni Ne Ek Dum Se Uth Ke Jan Gan Man Gaana Shuru Kar Diya
Pati Shocked And Bola: “Oye, Ye Kya Kar Rahi Ho?”
Patni: “Last Try Kar Rahi Hun, Ispe To Sara Hindustan Khada Ho Jata Hai“
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
& the other ensures U continue to do so
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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Who White Big Balls Having White Dots In It. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes I Like Your Eyes. Its Really Beautiful..
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Nurse: Sir 22 No Bed Waley Patient Ka 4 Dafa BP Check Kiya,
Har Dafa Barh Jata Hai.
Doctor: Ab Check Kro To Apni Shirt K Uper K 3 Button Bnd Kr Lena.
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Ek Larkay Ka Hath Galti Se Miss Ki Peeche Lag Gaya.
Miss: Is Se Door Raho Ye DOZAKH Hai.
Larka Foran Apni Zip Khol K Bola: Ye Buhat Na-Farman Hai Is Ko Dozakh Mein Daalo.
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Hold It Gently put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf Put3
Muv Up & Down Slowly. Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It? Dats How U Wash A Glass
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