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Ustad:~Pappu agar tumhary pass 4 toffee hain aur tum woh Aamir, Akram, Aslam, Saleem ko day do to tumhary pass kya bachay ga?
Pappu:~LUN.
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Ye Sookha Andar Jata Hai,
Aur Gila Bahar Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Ho Jata Hai,
Jab Ye Andar Rahta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thoda Sa Hilane Ke Baad Jab Isko Bahar Nikalo,
To Apna Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejaan Sa Dheela Sa Bahar Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye Yaaro,
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Isko Lipton Tea Bag Kehtey Hai.
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BETA G.
Moun KhoLo
ThorA Or
Or
ThorA sA Or
Bus!
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YEH LO DEW....
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Teacher: Machar k katney sy Malaria he kiyon hota hy aids kyon nahi?
Student: Kiyon k machar sirf dung marta hy bund nhi.
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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha
Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha...
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Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
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