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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo
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Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TU NAHI RAHA
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Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai
2 se ho tou apna pan hai
3 se ho tou deewanapan hai
4 se ho tou pagal pan hai
phir bhi counting na rukey to KAMEENA PAN hai
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Pehlay galay se lagao
phir kiss karo
phir bed pe litao
phir us ki legs uthao
aur phir haath laga ke check karo
agar bachay ne susu kar dia hai to pamper badlo
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Afridi made 100 runs from 37 balls. Its a simple record. The real record was created by king khalid, who made 100 sons from just 2 balls
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Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Santa: yo are my son I'm Confident. your friend is also my son, that's Confidential.
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Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
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Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?
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Beauty is to see & to touch,
Flowers are to smell & to pluck,
Nipples are to play & to suck,
Women are to Love & to Fuck,
All these are free but depends on Luck
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What is the similarity between a bus conductor and a gay? Both shout: Peechey se Aaa
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