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Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai Teri gand marna
ab har dafa sui main daga tu nahi dalta na :)
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Wife Computer ON Karte Hue: Jaanu Apna Password batana?
Husband:"Lulli" Wife Hans Hans k Kursi Se Gir Gayi Q K Computer said
"Your Password Is Too Short"
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Lun" Don,t mind. ,LUN,Russia me khushi ko kehte hain, or 'GAND'Greek
me zindge ko kehtay hain. "dua hai k sal 2010 main ap ki gand me lun hi lun hon"..
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Teachar: Student say? Larki ko Reyazi main solve karen? Student: Sab
say pahle larki ko bed py plus karen pir us main Shalwar aur Qameza ko
minas karen pir legs ko 2 parts main divide karen pir one namber sida kar
k bar bar multiply karien, 9 Months k bad solution ap k samne ho ga,.
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Larki: Doctor sahib mere SEENAY me Dard He. Doctor: Hum Har marz Ka iLaaj choos K Karte Hain. . Khirki se Pathan Jhaank Kar boLa: Hmara bi chota pishaab bnd Hai
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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha
Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha...
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Bacha:"Ammi me ne school ki copy par tail lagaya hy, lekin phr b jaldi jaldi kam nhi ho raha" Ammi:"pagal yeh tum se kis ne kaha? Bcha:"ap khud hi to rat ko abu se keh rhin thi k, agar Ap thora sa tail laga len ge to kam jaldi ho jaey ga".
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11 girls ne FRUT Wale se 11 keley mange FRUT WALA Bola 12 Hi lelo
drjn ka hsab lga doga 1 Lrki boli: Lelo yar 1 SMS Prhne wale ki Gand me
de denge!
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