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Husband ne magazine prhty huye pas leti bv ki choot me ungli Kar di.. Bv: Oh jaano Sex ka mood hy? Husband: Nai, page palatney k liye ungli geeli kerni thi
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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge..."L" ko pakarr ke,
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein dalo,
jab "E" kee awaz aaye to samjho k "LOVE" ho gaya
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one day wot happened a Man is went to girls hostel... n he was masturbating there.. so his friend came n asked hey wot r u doin man.. he told him that ..... IM FUCKN MY GF VIA BLUETOOTH.... hehe
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ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh"
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Daal mungi di Phudi gungi di Choot Nurse di Dunia tars di Lora sardar da Barkan mar da Mamma jatti da payar nal patti da gal piar di bond dedar di. sota churs da kosa narsda. mazy sharbat dy mamay nargus dy. kulfi khoy di bond loy di. lun kasai da ty no v chai da.
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For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
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