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Girl Brassier dikhao
Boy:36 Chale ga?
Girl: Chota
Boy 34?
Girl: Aur Chota
Boy: 30?
Girl: Aur chota
Boy: 28?
Girl Aur chota
Boy: bhen F Sanny Plast lelo daana nikla hoga
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Son: Apnay Parents ki movie dekhte huway Papa Main bhi apni shaadi pe yehi Khusray nachwaunga.
father: kanjra Oh Teriya pupphiyan sii.
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1 aadmi ko lun bra krne ka bohat shok tha Doctor ne Operation kr k hathi k bachi ki Soondh laga di. 2 Month k baad wo doctor ko mila Doctor: ab Lund ka kia haal hai?
Lun di maa di phuddi jithe ghaas nazar aandi ay Labait k Meri Bund wich de dinda
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Load shedding ki musibat.
Ek admi raat ko apne ghar gaya.
darwaza knock kia. Bivi:kon?
Admi:Guddu da abbu!
Bivi:Haaye main marr jaawan,phir andar kon hai?
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Ek yehi baat mujhe sonay nahi deti k.. Dunia Bhar ki Aurton ka Aitmaad Arial pe q hai?? Apnay Mardon pe Q nahi?
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In a Vampire Restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot Blood of Teenage girls as drink.
A vampire ordered Hot Water, all others started taunting him that he is a Dracula & should be ashamed of ordering water.
He suddenly took out a used "ALWAYS ULTRA" from his bag & smiled saying:
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"I USE TEA BAGS
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Arz kia hai.
Murgi ka ho ya haathi ka andaa..
Murgi ka ho ya Haathi ka andaa.
Dil ki Ghehraioh se aapki Gaand Me Danda :D
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Agr Hota Yakin Khuwab mein tere milnay ka VEENA..
To hum purani Shalwaar pehn k Sotay.
Behn ki Lori ne shalwaar ki Maa chudwa di
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Aapki gaand me danda......
neeche kia certificate lena hai Uper de diya na??
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Sexy SmS
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