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Jiju aur babli
jiju:
main tumhary liay churian laya hun
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Babbli:
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App khud he pehna dein
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Jiju:
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Gand maarne me b paseena ata ha,
Ek hum hain k tumhe aksar sms karte hen,
Ek tumhare sms hen jaise aurton ko mahina ata ha
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Bond loey di
Soota charas da
Kusa nurse da
Mazay sharbat day
Mammay Nargas day
Gal pyar di
Bund Dedaar di
Lun QASAIE da
Dus tenu ke chahi da.
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Sardar rozana sex tablet khata
Friend: yar na teri Wife hay na Girlfrend phir Q khata hay?
Sardar : Bus aisay hi underwear mai ronak lagi rehti hay
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Teacher: Zero me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy.
Girl: miss hmari 1 se hi jaan nikal jati hy or ap 2 dalne ko bol rhi hay.
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1 Admi ne Nargis ko Goad mein bitha k pocha
Tum 1 raat mein kitna kama leti ho?
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Admi:Such bta?
Nargis:ROZI pe baithi hn Jhot thori BOLO ge.
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Wife: husband ka Lund pakarr k boli:
Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na...!
Husband: abay is ko choot mein lena hai ya school bhejna hai...??
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