Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?

drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!
Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that you are rejected bcoz u don?t have LUN.

Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!"
Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.

Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!

Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao
ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"
dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga "
BUSH baraa chalak hai....... 9 bachoon ka bap hai.. BUSH. bara nirala hai .10wa bhi aanay wala hai........waise aapus ki baat hai.........is sab main USAMA ka haath hai
It is scientifically prove that k pachpan mein gand maranay walay loog seedhay hath mein mobile pakartay hein don't change ur now its too late
A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai
girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai
thn
A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai
Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai
larka sarak par khari larki se kehta hai
o o jane jana dhundhe tujhe deewana

larki reply karti hai
mere ghar pay roz aa k mere bhai se gand marwana
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