Sardar Sms,Funny Sardar Sms

Sardar phoned his wife:Mein ghar nae a sakta!car da stering, gear, deshbord chori ho gya...!

After sumtime he phoned again Main a rha wa, pehle pichli seat te beh gya c..

On A Romantic Day Sardar's Girlfriend Asks Him... "Darling.. On Our Engagement Will U Give Me A ring........???"

SaRdar: Yeah Sure........ From Landline Or From Movile.....

Sardar writing a letter:

My sister had a baby this morning. I havnt heard that its a boy or a girl.. So, i dont know whether i m uncle or aunty..

Aik Sardar apne bete se bola: hun to exam wich 80% number lene ne!

Bete ne jawab dia: Fikar na kar bapo! 100% aan ge!

Sardar bola: O Kajra mazaq karna!!!!?

Bete ne jawab dia: Mazaq shuro kis kanjar ne kita c?

Aik Sardar ne apne friend se kaha k aaj mein ne pani ko dhoka dia!!!!

Friend bola: Wo kaise?????

Sardar ne kaha: Mien pani garm kia aur thande se nahaya!!!

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the

train.

Friend: Y?

Sardar: Got upper berth.

Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge?

Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth..

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will be

there....... ......

Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

Sardar

had twins; he named them Tin Martin.

Again had twins & named Peter &

Repeater.

again twins & named Max & Climax.

Again d same. disgusted

Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

A sardharji photographer focusing

a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives

beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE

SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF

- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.