Sardar Sms,Funny Sardar Sms

Ek sardar sochta raha,sochta raha aur yahi sochtay sochtay mar gaya ke agar meri behn ke do bhai hain to mera ek kion hai

Sardar ka beta: Mama jab kal meine bathroom meim jaya to bathroom ka light apne aap jal jaya????

Mom: Tum phir bhi fridge se kuch chori kiya.....

when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk. The cockroach began moving slowly. He continued thiz until all legz were cut out. Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:

"If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear"

son :- papa 5+5 kithane hote hai?

sardar:- aare ulluke pathe,idiot,rascal, tujhe kuch nahi aata,

ja andar se calculator leke aa batati hoo....

A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.

A bystander: why are u laughing?

Sardar: I have a Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is

following me.

Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

sardar:tujhe bus mein thapar kun para?

2nd sardar:pata nhi yar,meri photo aik larki k paon mein girgai,meine kaha k behan g zara saarii upar krna photo leni hai

Sardar purposing a girl:darling kya tum mjhe se shadii karo gi?

girl:tameez se baat karo.

Sardar:behan jee,kya aap mjhe se shaadi karain gi?

Once a Sardar traveling in PIA.

Air hostess came and asked to Sardar

apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga?

Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa.

Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata.

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.