Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
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Sardar bought some medicenes and started cutting the edges.
"What are you doing?", asked his friend.
The Sardar replied,"Removing the side effects !"
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A man to a Sardar: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Sardar rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend..
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up!
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Sardar se kisi ny kaha
INDIAN
flag may tmhara kia hy
Green4 muslim
white4 christ
orang4 hindu
nothin 4u
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!
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Sardar on phone: Maa khushkabri hai
Ma: bol beta
Sardar:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maa: mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti?
Sardar: meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli...
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SARDAR :: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi??
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon...
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How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy?
Take piece of paper and write P.T.O on both sides
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sardar and his wife:-
wife:- why r u studying seriously about blood?
sardar:-oey! doctor said tommarow blood test
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Sardar Sms
MAN-do u know raveena is lesbian?
SARDAR: what? oh god i always thought she is indian
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