Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Delivered a Baby. Doctor sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho, Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar fwded it 2 all his frnds :-)

A sardar asked his frend,
"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"

Frend replied "No"

Sardar said,
"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay...
Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha !

Why?

Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna...
Hitler to Sardarji: Impossible ka word meri dictionery main nahin hai.
Sardarji: Te Ullo ke pathay dictionery dekh k kharidni thi na...!

2sardar jungle me,Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.2nd wahen khara rha
1st:abhey bhag
2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai..
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