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Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..
What do you see when you look into Sardarji's eyes?
The back of his head.

History Teacher : From where to
where did the mughals rule ?

Student: Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.

it was sardar wedding anniversary.

his wife asked : shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?

Sardar : Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
teacher says; translate it into future tense i kill the man.

sardar says; you go to jail hhh
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji what happand?" He said"i dont know i came just now"!!!
Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!!

Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.
Some one Asked from Sardar, what is adult joke?

Sardar replaid : any jokes which is eightheen year old.
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