Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
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Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
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Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
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Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.
WHY?
His Wife Delivered a Baby. Doctor sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho, Aap Baap Ban Gaye".
Sardar fwded it 2 all his frnds :-)
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A sardar asked his frend,
"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"
Frend replied "No"
Sardar said,
"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay...
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Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha !
Why?
Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna...
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Hitler to Sardarji: Impossible ka word meri dictionery main nahin hai.
Sardarji: Te Ullo ke pathay dictionery dekh k kharidni thi na...!
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2sardar jungle me,Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.2nd wahen khara rha
1st:abhey bhag
2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai..
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