Rude sms,Rude Messages

terey chehray pai udasi ankho main nami hai

national namak istamal kar tuhgai iodine ki kami hai

When word are not enough to express da feeling

dun fink itx lov

u just need to join engish language class

msg recived, a cute friend send it, a monkey is reading it, a mokey is angey, a monkey is still reading it, a monkey fwd dis msg to another monkey

Jin:kia hukam hay mere aaqa?

Aaqa:yaar mera ail kaam kar mere ghar se

america tak road bana day.

Jin:aaqa boht muskil kaam hai rastay main samandar hai

koi aur kaam batao.

AAqa:mari biwi ko mera furmaburdar bana day.

Jin:aaqa road single banani hai ya double?

any day if u feel very sad, if u feel life is impossible, just come to me, I will hold ur hand, take u for a walk on a bridge & show u from where to jumppppppp

In Ramayana, Ravana had 20 eyes but he looked only 1 girl,ie, Sita.... But GOD gave u 2 eyes and u r looking 200 girls per day... So think who is the real RAVANAN

2 doctors r ready to operate an mental person but the problem is that the operation has not yet started because the mental person is reading this message

Ye Sulagta Hua Jism,

Ye Kapkapaty Hoye hont,

Ye Thartharatay Hua Badan,

Ye Larkharati Hui Awaz,

Uff!!!

Mujhy Pehly Say Shaq Tha k tum Charsi Ho

Virane me diya Jalane se kiya hoga

Bujhi hui raakh me aag jalane se kiya hoga

Apko Qabzz hai esliye pressure nai aata

Ab bewajha Zoor lagane say kya hoga