terey chehray pai udasi ankho main nami hai
national namak istamal kar tuhgai iodine ki kami hai
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When word are not enough to express da feeling
dun fink itx lov
u just need to join engish language class
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msg recived, a cute friend send it, a monkey is reading it, a mokey is angey, a monkey is still reading it, a monkey fwd dis msg to another monkey
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Jin:kia hukam hay mere aaqa?
Aaqa:yaar mera ail kaam kar mere ghar se
america tak road bana day.
Jin:aaqa boht muskil kaam hai rastay main samandar hai
koi aur kaam batao.
AAqa:mari biwi ko mera furmaburdar bana day.
Jin:aaqa road single banani hai ya double?
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any day if u feel very sad, if u feel life is impossible, just come to me, I will hold ur hand, take u for a walk on a bridge & show u from where to jumppppppp
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In Ramayana, Ravana had 20 eyes but he looked only 1 girl,ie, Sita.... But GOD gave u 2 eyes and u r looking 200 girls per day... So think who is the real RAVANAN
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2 doctors r ready to operate an mental person but the problem is that the operation has not yet started because the mental person is reading this message
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Ye Sulagta Hua Jism,
Ye Kapkapaty Hoye hont,
Ye Thartharatay Hua Badan,
Ye Larkharati Hui Awaz,
Uff!!!
Mujhy Pehly Say Shaq Tha k tum Charsi Ho
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Virane me diya Jalane se kiya hoga
Bujhi hui raakh me aag jalane se kiya hoga
Apko Qabzz hai esliye pressure nai aata
Ab bewajha Zoor lagane say kya hoga
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any day if u feel very sad, if u feel life is impossible, just come to me, I will hold ur hand, take u for a walk on a bridge & show u from where to jumppppppp
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