Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his
nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly
cos shes doin a good job!
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..
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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex,
Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for
people like you: NO SEX.
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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
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Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his
nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly
cos shes doin a good job!
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How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first
thing that pops up?
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On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and
wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... ..
........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon
it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend
will be THE MAN!
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Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
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You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" -
but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.
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