A man was fondling a Lady in a Crowded Bus.lady turns & Says, Bhaisab aap acha nahi kar rahe ho. Man replies, Itni bheed me isse acha nahi HO sakta!
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Tendulkar's
wife gave
birth to
"TWINS".
In press
report, he
said...
"BOOST" is
the Secret
of my
"ENERGY".
Suddenly
Sehwag
came in &
said...
"OUR ENERGY"
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Can't find a reason why GOD made u my frnd? But thts not d question 2 b asked.The Question is:How did GOD know tht i needed 1 frnd like U!!
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'iF mY vOiCe cAnNoT rEaCh U..mY pRaYeRs will always B there with U,.....take care.. GOO
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U wud have been the best heart surgeon in the world b'coz u made a place in my HEART without cutting and spilling it...
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Wen ur life is in darkness,pray 2 god n ask him 2 free u from darkness.If after u've prayed & u r still in darkness, Pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL.
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Wife to 2nd husband:see that's my 1st hubby at the bar, he has been drinking since I left him 7 years ago! Husband: nonsense, no one can celebrate that long!
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Boy to girl-'Roz College Aati ho...... DUPPATTE se kya Chhupaati ho........... Hum Mar Gaye hai kya...... Jo KITAABOON se Dabaati ho........... !!..!!
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Never play with a woman's heart, she has only one heart.. .......It's ok to play with her breast, she has two!!
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