mehboob mere,mehboob mere..
apni masti me mujhe jeene de..
joo dood hai tere seene me..
mujhe daba-daba ke peene de
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Child: Papa aunti ka pait kiun phula hai
Father: i know, tu sab janta hai
Child: i don't know, trust me
Father: In k pait mai pani bhara hai
Child: Ohoo!! phir Papa bacha to doob jaiga
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HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKE WOMAN?
NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
2 SILLY POINTS
2 FINE LEGS
AND A DEEP GULLY
LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH
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BOY:pora under gaya?
Girl:Ouch...Haan
Boy:Zyada lag to nahin rha na?
Girl:Haan thora thora...
BOy:Oye sheeday baji ko 8 number wala joota dikhana:)
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A 50 years old man during fucking an old woman of 90,starts suckung her breasts,after 10 min the man got died,police came and make postmartum report,in report it was written that the milk was xpired.....
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wts the difference b/t a burnt toast & a pregnant gf?
in both cases u wish kash do sec pehle nikal lia hota
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A bio teacher was telling her students that for the best penetrations 6-7" PENIS IS best.ONE OF THE GIRL ASKD HER tht wht abt 9" .teacher said i m telling abt NECESSITY not LUXURY
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* every 1has different phases of sex life.
age 18-din raat
age 28-roz raat
age 38-jumairat
age 48-chandraat
age 58-ghalatbaat
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SMS CATEGORY
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Poetry sms
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