!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces..
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly
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andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee so ja shaitan
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CONGRATS,
Your phone has been installed
with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces....
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa: Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone Number
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CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPA:i know to sub janta hai
CHILD:i dont know
PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai
CHILD:papaphir bacha to doob jaye ga
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