Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Aadat se majboor ho tum
Jane kab maang lo udhar.
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Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,
jo SMS na karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone, na bajegi tone!!
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Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well,
Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.
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Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..
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Suna hai khuda ke darbar se
kuch farishtey farar ho gaye.
kuch to vapas chale gaye
aur kuch humare yaar ho gaye..!
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Zindagi kaha kisi ko ras ati hai,vo to pal do pal ki hi saathi hai,marna to sirf ek bahana hai,aap sabse pecha jo chudana hai.....
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Kal fursat na mili to kya karoge,
itni mohlat na mili to kya karoge,
roz keh dete ho
kal sunege kal Sunege,
kal agar meri hi ankhe na khuli to kya karoge.
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Troubles are like a washing machine....
They Twist, Turn & Knock us around, but in the end we come out Cleaner, Brighter & Better than Before.
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Naughty Sms
Naughty Sms
Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..
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