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A Lady Curiously Touched

PENIS Of Horse,

Horse Got Excited,

Jumped & Ran Away.

Sardar (horse Owner)

Bibi jee Ab mera bhi pakar leh,

Mujhe Mera Ghora pakarna ha

CUSTOMER: My wife needs a BRAZER but i dont know the size

SALES GIRL: its ok touch my breast & try to calculate

CUSTOMER: Oh! i forgot she needs underwear too

Ek Pathan,

Ek panjabi Aur

Ek sindhi

Teeno ki Wifes Pregnant Thien Unho nay Shert Lagai k kis k Bate ki Lulli Bari Hogi.

On Delivry Day,

Nurse Said to sindhi: Beta hua hai, Lulli 4 Inch ki hai.

Punjabi: Beta hua hai,

Lulli 5 Inch ki hai,

Then Nurse 2 pathan:

Lun huwa hai,

Beta 3 Inch ka hai.

Teacher:

Batao jab subah larkiyan so k uthti hain to ankhain kyun masalti hain?

Bacha:

Miss kyon k un k pass tattay nahi hotay.

Girl.Kash main car k nichay ajaao 2 month school band,

2 girl-kash main truck k nichay ajaao

5 month school band,

Boy-meray nichay ajaao to 9 month school band.

Ek aurat ne 6 bachoon ko ek sath janam diya.

Woh bed say uttaree aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k boli

kaha tha na dogi style theek nhe

Jahan ki khilwat me zulul nahi ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega,

Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,

gaand phat jaygi pr ye shair smjh nhi ayga......

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