A kid comes home from school and says to his
mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tel me." He tels her that the boys at
school are using 2 words he doesn't understand.
She asks him what they are.
He says "wel, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat
like our litle Mitens, and bitch is a female dog
like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the
workshop in the basement. He says to his dad,
"Dad the boys at school are using words I don't
know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told
me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom
with these maters, she cant handle them. What
are the words?"
He tels him.pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and puls a Playboy down from
the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic
area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything
inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."
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