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A man went to a strip club. When he got

inside he noticed a seat conspicuously

unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the

opportunity, he took the seat.

As soon as the first dancer walked out,

the guy directly behind him yeled, "Yeah

baby! That's what I've been waiting for!"

The man in the front row turned around

and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes

into the show, the dancer did a move and

snatched of her top, revealing two

pasties. The guy behind our friend goes

of again. "Yeah baby! Shake those

things."

Our friend turned around and said, "Hey

buddy, calm down!"

After a few moments, the dancer did

another move, and snatched of her

dress, revealing a very thin G-string.

Again the man behind our friend yeled out, "Oh baby! You're almost there!"

Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hel up, wil ya!"

A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the

floor and snatched of both the pasties and the

G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for

the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend

turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?"

The guy responded, "It's al over your back, dude."