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What do you cal a hooker's kids? Brothel sprouts.

What has no arms and legs and hags over your mantel? Buck.

Hear about the dead Klansman who was so big, they couldn't find a cofin large enough to hold him?

They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box.

Why did the elephant stand on the marshmalow? So she wouldn't fal in the hot chocolate.

Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kitens after he was done.

What did the potato chip say to the batery? "If you're Eveready, I'm Frito-lay."

Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!"

Cop: "How do you know he was Irish?"

Woman: "I had to help him."

Hear Oprah Winfrey was busted coming through customs at JFK? They looked up her skirt and

found 300 pounds of crack.

What did one bal say to the other? "Why should we hang? It was Peter that did al the shooting."

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat the possum, and two to watch

for cars.

How can you tel when you've passed an elephant? The toilet gets clogged.

Hear about the new line of appliances for gays? They're caled kitchen AIDS.

What's grosser than gross? Siamese twins atached at the mouth and one throws up.

What do Greeks wear to weddings? Formal fish nets.

Why aren't there any African-American nuns? Because they find it dificult to say Superior after

Mother.

What's the diference between Rock Hudson and George Bush? George's aides haven't kiled him,

yet.

What do you cal an Irish prostitute? A pig in a blanket.

Hear about the Pole who bought a Trans-Am? It took him a month to realize he could drive at night.