* every 1has different phases of sex life.
age 18-din raat
age 28-roz raat
age 38-jumairat
age 48-chandraat
age 58-ghalatbaat
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What comes after 69
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'MOUTHWASH" HAHAH
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Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy,all women stood up,i mean any one seen a pussy, all men stood up.I meant any one seen my pussy, all doctors stood up.
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son saw a parents having sex"dad whats up? DAD:tere maa may petrol bhar raha hoon.
son :mom ki average check karien,raat ko uncle bhi tank full ker kay gain hain"
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Na hum aids say dartay hain,
na hi condum say keraty hain,
hum to duniya say dartay hain,
is lia haath say keraty hain,
HAPPY MUTH DAY
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a boy asks his girlfriend 2 ply with his cork.
its ger 1st time.
after sometimes she asked"what are these drops coming out?"
boy:"ye khushi k ansoon hain".
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three friends discussing about AIDS
1: i m so afraid of aids that i always use condom
2: i m that afraid of sex that i even wore condom in my fingers
3: i m that afraid of aids that i dun take chance just call my neighbour and ask him to do the honors
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dushmano ne teer chalaya do dilon ke beech main...ghum ghuma ke ghus gaya chutaron ke beech main
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