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Beti:Me Parosi Se løve Krti Hun, !
OR
Us K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho
Beti me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon.
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Aaj Sone Ki Qimat 58000/= Tak Punch Gai Hy,
Lekin Mere Sath Sonay Ki Qimat Aaj Bhi 15000/= Hy,
(Veena Malik) K Night Discount Packages'
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Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs??
Sardar: Pussy..!
Girl slaps & says: "Randi Khana nahi hai Kuttay , KFC ka counter hai ye"
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Sub se pehley kiss kro, phir bister per lata do, phir dono tange uper utha ke, neechey haath laga ke dekho, Mune ne ager su su kia hai, to nappy badal do.
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Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.? Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai
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It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance
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3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
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Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay.
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1 Sardar to an other Sardar:
Yar Mujhe Apni Girl Friend ko Gift Dena he
Kya Dun? 2nd: Gold ki Ring De De 1st:
Koi Badi Cheez Bata2nd:
phr Tractor ka Pichla Tyre Dede!
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