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Ldy:Shampoo dena
Shpkpr:Agr"Head"k baal dhony hn to"Head & Shoulder"aur agar"Panty" k baal dhony hn to"Pantene"ly jaen
Lady:"Garnier"dy do
"Gand"k bal dhone hn
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Ldy:Shampoo dena
Shpkpr:Agr"Head"k baal dhony hn to"Head & Shoulder"aur agar"Panty" k baal dhony hn to"Pantene"ly jaen
Lady:"Garnier"dy do
"Gand"k bal dhone hn
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Gosht k baghair Kabab Nhi banta
Baatain Chodny se koi NAWAB Nhi banta
Bacha Paida Krny k Lye Lund Daalna Parta Hy JANI
MUTHEN MARNE se koi Baap Nhi banta.
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Veena Malik's latest Poetry:
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"Logo meri Sharafat Pay karo na koyi Shakk...
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"Halki Halki Thook Say,
"Halka Phulka
FUCK..
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Yaad hy wo 8th class ka paper,
Jis me swal tha
"Khaali jaga pur karen"
äur tum pagal,
3 ghanty tk apne pechy Ungli dal k bethy rhy thy
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tatoon ne lund se kaha ab hum bhi union banain gay
tatoon ne lund se kaha ab hum bhi union banain gay
bohut hogai maa chudai ab hum bhi gand main ghus jain gay
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Different types of voices during sex
english: oh yes oh yessssss
americian: yah baby yah baby
indian: oyeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaa
pakistani: haji sahib bussssssss
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Ail baap anay betay ki shaadi karta hai !!!
suhaagraat ko baap betay kay kamray kay keyhole say jhaankta hai to beta ful daba dab laga hota hai !!!
baap ko bhi khuwaari charhti hai jaata hai aur apni begham pay shuru hojaata hai !!
beta faarigh hota hai aur jaakay baap kay kamray main jhaankta hai to baa laga hota hai beta kehta hai laanat hai baap burha hogaya aur abhi tak laga hua hai !!!
jaata hai aur phir shuru ho jaata hai!!!! baap aata hai dekhta hai aur jaakay ghussay main phir shuru hojaata hai!!!!
teesri baar jab baap aata hai to aawaaz lagata hai betaaaa beta :- jeeeee abbbbba
baap :- beta kyun mazaak mazaak main apni maan chudwa raha hai
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5 things to remember always:
1. Lun aur pani apna rasta khud bana laitey hein
2.jazbat aur mumey jitnay dabaoo barthay hein
3.doodh phatnay ki aur gand phatnay ki awaz nahi hoti
4.gari aur biwi kisi ko mat doo chod kar wapis mileygi
5.sanp aur phudi jahan milay mar dooo
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