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Teacher gave a sentence to Santa for translation: Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi.

Santa: Due to happiness his chest turned into breasts

tatoon ne lund se kaha ab hum bhi union banain gay

bohut hogai maa chudai ab hum bhi gand main ghus jain gay

A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction

doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools

lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist

she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed

different types of voices during sex

english: oh yes oh yessssss

americian: yah baby yah baby

indian: oyeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaa

pakistani: haji sahib bussssssss

5 things to remember always:

1. Lun aur pani apna rasta khud bana laitey hein

2.jazbat aur mumey jitnay dabaoo barthay hein

3.doodh phatnay ki aur gand phatnay ki awaz nahi hoti

4.gari aur biwi kisi ko mat doo chod kar wapis mileygi

5.sanp aur phudi jahan milay mar dooo

Azadi uss ehsas ka nam hai

jo har raat ko

sonay say phelay

underware utarnay k bad

app k tatoon ko milti hai

Ail baap anay betay ki shaadi karta hai !!!

suhaagraat ko baap betay kay kamray kay keyhole say jhaankta hai to beta ful daba dab laga hota hai !!!

baap ko bhi khuwaari charhti hai jaata hai aur apni begham pay shuru hojaata hai !!

beta faarigh hota hai aur jaakay baap kay kamray main jhaankta hai to baa laga hota hai beta kehta hai laanat hai baap burha hogaya aur abhi tak laga hua hai !!!

jaata hai aur phir shuru ho jaata hai!!!! baap aata hai dekhta hai aur jaakay ghussay main phir shuru hojaata hai!!!!

teesri baar jab baap aata hai to aawaaz lagata hai betaaaa

beta :- jeeeee abbbbba

baap :- beta kyun mazaak mazaak main apni maan chudwa raha hai

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