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Girls have very Stupid Speaicality..
they wet without bath. they bleed without Injury.
they give milk without eating grass.
Make boneless thing Hard!!!..
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Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
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Wife n Mobile
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
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a man carrying 3 babies'travellin in a train........A Women sittin near him inquired.......R these sweeties belongs 2
u?
MAN:no mam i work in a condom factory n
these r customerz complainz
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Gabar se ronay ki wajah poochi.....usne kaha MAA ne danta hai.... MAA se poocha tau kehti hai.... MUJH SE POOCTA HAI KITNAY AADMI THAY
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A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS;
Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back;
Send me ur mother...
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A bio teacher was telling her students that for the best penetrations 6-7" PENIS IS best.ONE OF THE GIRL ASKD HER tht wht abt 9" .teacher said i m telling abt NECESSITY not LUXURY
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A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.;)
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