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Call Girl,! Pehly Paisy do.. Pathan ne
Rs100 diye Call GIRL! Purana nai naya Note do
Pathan ne naya Note diya GIRL ne kapry Utaar diye
Or
Pathan apna Lund GIRL ki Naff per Rakh kar Jhatky Marny Laga, GIRL! Ye kia kar Rahy Ho Sorakh tu Nechy
Hy Pathan!
Hum ne Note Naya Dia hy Sorakh B Naya karega
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Sardar:
Jaldi Se Panty Utaro,
Aaj Sex ka Mood Hai.
NAUKRANI: Maine Aaj Panty Nahi Pehni.
Sardar: Poore Mood ki maa chod di.
Kal Pahen k Aana
Kal Karenge.
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Larkiyan kitni Lucky hain,
Bed pe Sotay hi Un ko foran Niend aa jati hai Faraz. . . . . .
Humein to har Karwat pe Tattay set karne parrtay hain:-)
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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi..
.
.
Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu...
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"Govt. Servent In Rape Case"
JUDG: Wardat Ki Date?
POLICE: 28 March
JUDG: Ba-Izzat Bari Kiya Jaaye
MONTH K End Ki Tension Me
LUND Kbhi Khara Ho Hi Nhi Skta ;
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Man to his 22yr Wife After their 1st Nite:
U didn't Make any Noise Like " AH,aah,uhh,oochh"
During makeout.
Wife: I Stopped that silly habbit when i was 16
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Agar Suhag Raat ko larki ne neeche shave na ki hui ho to Samajh lo k Yeh shadi us ki marzi k khilaaf hui hai
(Veena malik ka Govt boys college mein khitaB
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Piyar K ( 2 ) Andaz Hote Hain..?
1 . Piyar pana
2 . Piyar karna
Piyar pane K Liye Bachi Chahiye ' Or '
Piyar karne K Liye "Jaga"
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