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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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Toote Hue Pemane Me kabhi Jaam Nahi Aata
Wah Wah
Toote Hue Pemane Me kabhi Jaam Nahi Aata
Suna Hai k Tum ko Lund Chose Bagher Araam Nahi Aata?
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"LUN Ki Kahani apni zubani"
Me 1 Lun Hon Meri Normal lenth 3 inch Hai, Larkiyon Ko Dekh K Mera size 5 se 6 inch ho jata ha or mere Moun Me Pani Aa Jata Hai Larkyon Me Meri Bari Value hai me choot gaand or moun me daalny k kaam aata hon mujh se muth b maari jati hai mera pasndida dress Touch condom hai log mujhe pyar se lora b kehte hen.
Men aksr naraaz ho k paani b chor deta hon.
me is wqt msg prh rha hon or khush ho rha hu
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Pakistani Wife
English Wife sy:
Ap Din me kia krti Hen? Eng wife:
Swiming Driving Eating Sleeping.
Or Aap? Assi Tay Din Sara Chullay Tay
Raat Sari Lullay Tay..
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Practice makes a man perfect..
Bt
Every practice can't make a man perfect...;-)
Jisey smjh agayi ho 4wd kr dy, baki cartoon network daikhein:-P
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Khali Jaga Pur Karen?.
____LAND____Par____ CHOOT
.Any idea? No!
Jawab Hai. PTCL LAND LINE PAR 50% CHOOT
RABB da wasta ay sudhr ja0:
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Husband: Darling, Dekho Aaj Kitna Acha Mosam Hai.
Tumhein Kuch Feel Nahi Ho Raha?
Wife: Ho Raha Hai.
Husband: Kya?
Wife: Yehi K Aaj Phir Deni Paray Gi. :-(
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Larka Medical store pe gaya aur bola:
1 condom dedo mein apni GirlFrnd k ghar dinner pe ja raha hon,
Phir bola 2 aur dedo, uski sister b bomb hai & uski mom abi tk bohat hot hai.
Dinner pe jaisy hi GirlFrnd ka dad aaya,
Larka sar jhuka k beth gya,
GirlFrnd: Mujhe nahin pta tha tum itne sharmeely ho?
Larka:Mujhe b kab pta tha tumare father ka Medical store hai
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