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A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on his arms, REEBOK on his legs, she screamed when she saw AIDS on his ====. "Relax" he said, if it erects, it reads ADIDAS
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The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
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BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja
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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
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Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH.
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