Ek SarDar Green Color ka Sathi Pehn kar Larki Se Zyadti karne gya
Larki Ye Kia hai:?
Pathan: HARA KAAM MEIN KHRA
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IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS XMAS AND YOUR LEFT WAS NEW YEAR I WOULD LOVE TO VISIT U DURING THE HOLIDAYS
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A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on his arms, REEBOK on his legs, she screamed when she saw AIDS on his ====. "Relax" he said, if it erects, it reads ADIDAS
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(Note Sab Swal Hal Karna lazmi hai)
1:Underwear Pehnna Boys ki majburi hai girls Q Pehnti hain??
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3:Girls ki Gand marne mein Zyada maza hai ya Phuddi Mein??
4:Plastic K lun ki kia Khsoosiyat Hai Nez Aurte ise Q khushi se use karti hain??
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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
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What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
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BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja
saka.........!!!!!
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Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH.
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