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age 28-roz raat
age 38-jumairat
age 48-chandraat
age 58-ghalatbaat
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HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKE WOMAN?
NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
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Child: Papa aunti ka pait kiun phula hai
Father: i know, tu sab janta hai
Child: i don't know, trust me
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BOY:pora under gaya?
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