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Teacher ne kaha 2 ka pahaara sunao,
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Wo sharmatay howe bola,
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Kanu: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
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Manu: Phir tune kya kiya?
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Kanu: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao
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Manu: Phir?
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Kanu: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara
Peeta..
To Meri Chahat Ka Ek Lafz Bhi Na Parh Saka
“Ay Bewafa”
Main Tere Diye Hoye Dard Ki Kitab Parhte Parhte Aksar So Jata Hoon…

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Kisi Party Mein Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Mulaqat Hui.

Ladki: “What Is Your Name?”

Ladka: “Black Lion”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Oye Majak Kar Rahe Ho Kya?”

Ladka: “Nahi, Iska Matlab Hai Kaloo Singh”

Ladki: “Oh! Achha”

Ladka: “Ji, Aapka Kya Naam Hai?”

Ladki: “Soft Underwear”

Ladka: “Oye Ab Tu Majak Kar Rahi Hai?”

Ladki: “Nahi Yaar, It Means, Komal Chaddha
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Mirasi Five Star Hotel k Washrom Gya
Jb Wapis Aaya To wetar Ne 65 Rupy Mang Liye
Marasi:
(‘:’) Mola Khush
<) ) rakhy
/ ? Lotay Wich Pepsi pai c??